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Fat Demotivational Poster

THE VET - told me I was fat.... so I ate him.

TAGS: fat cat ate vet nom
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by MustyK

cathatersunite - April 25, 2012, 9:04 pm
LOL ... the pruuuuuuufect cat
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 12:42 pm

'Goffee' being coffee when you guffagh!~~
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 10:33 am

There it goes~~~goffee all over the keyboard!~5L~Thanks for the laugh!~
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 7:20 am
better give 5L or else...

RULE #4 -

TAGS: daughter dating father rules
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:22 pm
the notches in the chokes is a Browning thing, so i`d guess its a Browning...
dragonjimm - May 11, 2012, 8:19 pm
note the chokes in the end. denotes a quality sporting gun.the guy probably shoots skeet, so running wont help.
GaryO - May 11, 2012, 9:24 am
I agree, spy, but if the ol’ man is anything like I was, he’s got his foot on the lad’s neck, giving it the appearance of a side by side. Either way, it’s a convincing tool. 5L for the memories, Bruzilla. Cheers.
spypengen - May 11, 2012, 8:25 am
side by side configuration looks better than the over under configuration above but 5L anyway
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 8:17 pm
5L for wholehearted approval. I have a pretty daughter. And a 12 gauge.

FEED ME - Or I eat him.

TAGS: fat cat
Rating: 4.67/5
Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 11:39 am
Ab5olutely Hilariou5 . . . :D
LeightonESmith - January 26, 2012, 11:49 pm

FAT PEOPLE - Never get between them and their food if you know what's good for you.

LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...

TAGS: father dad died wish life
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Rick69

rodtoo40 - August 13, 2013, 7:31 pm
Lost mine .When I was just 18 months old to cancer.He was only 29
tatespa - March 4, 2012, 9:00 am
I just lost mine this past September.. 85 years young... Don't think I'll ever stop missing him! @Airman, went through almost the same thing... I you need to talk...?
M0rd3kaI - March 4, 2012, 6:05 am
My list would've stopped at 7, my father was mnurdered a month after that... still, 5L-oving fathers to you
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:28 pm
AW d*** it man, this made me almost break down over all the people I lost.
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:05 pm
Mine left this life when I was 19, he was only 46. I still wish to this day for one more day to spend with him, to tell him I love him, and that our arguments meant nothing. As an adult now, I realise I am more like him than I ever thought possible.
GySgt1811a - January 11, 2012, 4:34 pm
Mine left at 86, over 10 years ago now...still miss him, guess I always will... Hang in there, Airman, help him keep his dignity.
Airman - January 11, 2012, 12:02 pm
59 is way too young. I've been dealing with my 86 year old father who refuses to go to a**isted living. He lives by himself, but we set up visiting nurses. When you talk to him, everything is always Fine, but it's not. My siblings and I feel helpless
Bucketheadsdad - January 10, 2012, 6:22 am
I am so sorry for your loss. This one REALLY hit home with me. I've got somethings going on in my life now that reflect back on losing my dad at 59. I wanna laugh at Motifakes, but this one is so important. Again, sorry for your loss.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 7:57 pm
I am truly very sorry for your loss and my deepest condolences goes out to him. Sadly, my father also passed away when I was much younger... But I am honoured you felt the same as I did when I saw the image. Thank you.
ElleWhyInIn - January 9, 2012, 6:40 pm
It's been exactly one week since my dad passed away at 59. This is very powerful to me. Thank you for posting. R.I.P. F.N.A. 9/19/52-1/2/12
forseti - January 9, 2012, 3:47 am
so true! 5L
Rick69 - January 8, 2012, 5:11 pm
Virtual High-5, ha ha ha!
maoworks2 - January 8, 2012, 4:39 pm
Me Too !

INTERNET DATING - there is always a surprise when you finally meet, but you may not like it.

TAGS: fat ugly
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

suzieq - January 30, 2012, 9:34 pm
man I hope this is ph**oshopped, this dude is creepy !


FAT PEOPLE - Make one your friend today

TAGS: fat people
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Waylander - February 14, 2011, 8:50 pm
Limber up.
Defence2501 - February 14, 2011, 10:21 am
Rule 1: Cardio.

PRISONER - We are not prisoners of Fate... Only prisoners of our Mind

TAGS: prisoner mind fate
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 12, 2012, 1:17 pm
Besides... I think it's seeing you...
rerun - January 11, 2012, 7:15 pm

Once it is here it is here for good.
MashiMashi - January 11, 2012, 2:00 am
tyake this ****, down, im tired of seeing it
Rick69 - January 4, 2012, 2:00 pm
Thanks :) , I had no eye-dea people liked this kind of disturbing pics... XD
NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 1:46 pm
Dude! I love ph**oshop more and more every day. 5 Creepy Eyes for you!


TAGS: father son old young hammy
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 7, 2011, 11:58 am
I am glad my poster has given you such feelings :D
NYSkeptic - September 7, 2011, 11:42 am
This is brilliant - and a perfect birthday wish for my son - and an equally good prayer for my father.
alazgr8 - September 2, 2011, 12:30 am
Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 7:50 pm
Thank you rerun
rerun - September 1, 2011, 7:48 pm

mariand - September 1, 2011, 4:47 am


TAGS: defender freedom father honour love
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

bigsouthfork - December 2, 2012, 1:00 am
There is no greater love. Godspeed faithful friend.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 4:56 pm
I'm pretty sure the lady in the pic does.
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:07 pm
Does anyone know who this soldier is?
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:05 pm
Very moving..........
MilDoc - April 14, 2011, 4:41 pm
Excellent, RL. Truly moving. 5L's
rerun - April 13, 2011, 5:18 pm

gave me the shivers, excellent
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2011, 4:39 pm
Very moving pic. 5L RL.
Shadowjoe - April 13, 2011, 1:25 pm
Who can argue this?
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 12:26 pm
Wow, this is very intense, most excellent RL. Of course 5l's to you.
RetiredUSNChief - April 13, 2011, 12:25 pm
Well put.
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 10:09 am
Five 5olemn thumbs up.
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 9:51 am
This is deep RL... very well 5aid

SUMMER - It's Belly button season


TAGS: america fat food sonic
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by dchman

ISeeRedPeople - August 4, 2011, 2:57 pm
You left out the bacon! Noob!
440wakeup - August 3, 2010, 10:07 pm
ANERICA What do we want MORE!! When do we want it? NOW!!
Reality Lord - August 3, 2010, 7:48 pm


Parenting -

TAGS: parenting godfather horse
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - February 24, 2014, 11:43 am
So long as no one mentions Part III, everyones happy.
fascistfrenchman - February 23, 2014, 8:05 pm
Wow - this one is made of awesome. Who doesn't love a Godfather reference?
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 6:54 pm
Yah That's A Good One. Thanks For The Info.
Cannabal - June 26, 2013, 5:29 pm
It's on the internet, therefore it is real.
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:01 pm
Is This A Real Picture .

I Sat In The Dark And Thought -

TAGS: apocalypse life death fate destiny
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

vindicator - September 15, 2014, 10:42 pm
Like ordering nothing but appetizers and no entree
Greybeard - August 30, 2014, 11:50 pm
Thank you Miss Priss :)
MissPriss - August 30, 2014, 10:46 pm
Wow...5L "nail on the head" this one is!


TAGS: fido vodka sailer fat man
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

herowish6 - December 21, 2010, 5:14 pm
JUST what people need! some clappers a sailor hat and pure n****ness
GreyScorpion - March 18, 2010, 11:52 am
we know why you drink it fido
spacedog - March 17, 2010, 7:01 pm
GreyScorpion - March 17, 2010, 4:53 pm
Face, I think you've capture the essence of Fido's birthday, perfectly. 5+L
Hasbunmb - March 17, 2010, 4:32 pm
LOL..... Jesus christ....


TAGS: fat joker
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

skarjj - September 21, 2013, 2:26 pm
how the f*** did he catch them?
elf - May 19, 2013, 2:44 pm
"They all laughed when I said I was going to become a comedian... but nobody's laughing now!"
mariand - October 21, 2011, 12:36 am
LOL...I hope he won't mind that I laugh
tellitlikeitis - October 20, 2011, 8:45 pm
Touché chez for the underdog. Scary though.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 20, 2011, 7:45 pm
Perfect halloween costume. Fav'd

THAT GUY - is my hero.

TAGS: fat guy spring break hero
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Kevin

Viper - May 25, 2010, 9:13 pm
lol times 20
LogicDude - February 2, 2009, 10:20 am
Best ph**obomb ever! Or is it an almost Ph**o cannonball?
Sean - August 12, 2008, 4:53 pm
And let's imagine that he is mometarily possessed by the ghost of John Belushi. Amen.

HELL YEAH... - I used to ride with a chick, but then I got hungry.

TAGS: hell yeah biker chick hungry ate eat fat
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by MustyK

BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 9:32 am
As bike ridin' wild man that's funny! 5 misguided poodles for you


TAGS: fat people go be somewhere else police guy funny lol lmao rofl fatass obesity obeses swat water hose
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by 1337boon

CJ - March 8, 2009, 4:44 pm
redundancy, stop it
not leox - January 5, 2009, 3:37 am
haha leox is fat!!!
leox - December 10, 2008, 11:56 am
skinny people, go be ugly somewhere else!
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
It repeats.
Repeater - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:32 am

PRIDE AND JOY - Hey kiddo....pull my finger.

TAGS: traditions fathers knowledge child joy
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 9, 2012, 9:34 pm
That's what I live for so thank you!
Zetmonk - May 9, 2012, 6:01 am
Thanks, made me laugh.

WHEN - sharks dream...

TAGS: shark fat fatty fatso really
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Me_ - November 19, 2009, 5:58 pm
My eyes. Oh good my eyes and this was the last image I saw.
1MP4CT - October 8, 2009, 10:05 am
Dont ya mean man the sharks with laser beams to cut m up in bite-size pieces
Haarakkon - October 6, 2009, 3:39 pm
Solid gold, J.
LogicDude - October 6, 2009, 10:54 am
I believe that would be a "Pod" of...you get the idea.
Mike - October 6, 2009, 12:51 am
3 in the front have cute faces, which is good if you get trapped under one of them. Something to look as your ribs break
Reality Lord - October 5, 2009, 11:33 pm

i wanted to give it 7 lions.....awesome.
faulty switch - October 5, 2009, 11:22 pm
how are they able to fit in there?
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 9:55 pm
Bob D. Sailor - October 5, 2009, 9:39 pm
MAN THE HARPOONS!! Herd of whales at 12 O'clock!!


TAGS: anorexia fat skinny offensive
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Mario

demon001 - November 30, 2013, 3:01 pm
Size -2 model!
erock - December 30, 2009, 12:54 am
i have to admit i laughed. i will go to hell for it i am sure i did laugh. now i will go to hell for sure
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:27 pm
hole lee ****
Velin - October 26, 2009, 6:54 pm
And she would look so beautiful... just a little meat and fat on right places. Which is right now like... everywhere.
Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 6:04 am
"I'll tell ya what's really weighing you down is them bones,looks like they'll have to come out if you want to fit into that size -5 dress for prom in time.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 1:07 am
So, you got it, Derek?
Derek - July 18, 2009, 1:06 am
Unfortunately, she'd probably believe you.


TAGS: father son dad
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Rick69 - April 12, 2012, 5:45 pm
Heh heh... Yeah, I guess that's what my avatar says... I'm more into his expression; that face just represents my average expression for most of my life thus far... All the highs & lows combined & what you get at the end of it all...
Airman - April 12, 2012, 5:20 pm
totally agree with you. Are you Peter Lorre now?
Rick69 - April 12, 2012, 4:34 pm
Beautiful, so I'm half a year late to notice this one; but it was made on my birthday. And it's perfect. Possibly the best one I have ever laid my eyes upon... Phenomenal...
bricemara - November 24, 2011, 11:44 pm
heart touching
Sean - October 13, 2011, 9:29 pm
Nice try, b***ercup, but it's going to take more than that to convince Mf they're real. Now if you don't mind I have to finish reading Eat, Pray, Love before the next meeting of my book club. Those ladies can be nasty if you don't keep up.
Reality Lord - October 13, 2011, 5:55 pm

sincerely touched by the comments left here. translation for sean: my bre***s hurt ...lolz :)
Sean - October 12, 2011, 3:15 pm
Have to get teh plug out first. Easier said than done I'm afraid ... given a mixup in tubes.
Feasibly - October 12, 2011, 2:44 pm
Your interpretation is correct, Sean...it's something only us fellow pussies would understand. Now that your secret of being an eh'hole has been revealed, we ask that you wash that thing...
Sean - October 12, 2011, 2:10 pm
*bunch (as in pride or gaggle)
Sean - October 12, 2011, 2:09 pm
Ahhh c'mon. That'd be downright diabolical.
Sean - October 12, 2011, 2:08 pm
Now wait a minute! Are you saying that RL did this on purpose just to make a punch of ... erhmm, "father lovers" look like a bunch of pu**ies? And he knew as well that I would reveal myself to be the total eh'hole he secretly knew I really was? ...
Feasibly - October 12, 2011, 11:14 am
I hear ya Gunny...my 51 year old tear ducts have been cleansed also. We really need to think of a way to get RL back for this!
GySgt1811a - October 12, 2011, 10:47 am
Thank a lot, RL. I'm sitting here, at 67 years old, crying like a goddam baby. 5 snotty tissues...and thanks.
Airman - October 11, 2011, 11:16 am
I added this to my fav list as well. Super job
forseti - October 11, 2011, 1:03 am
very nice!
mariand - October 11, 2011, 12:28 am
great work...fav'd
the1stCOMMI3 - October 11, 2011, 12:05 am
Ya know, even though this is an awesomely great poster, it will get a low vote eventually. But you can always count on a big 5L from good 'ol COMMI3!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 8:53 pm
XD What? No one should be upset. Don't worry I'm a schizoid.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 8:36 pm
I might have actally been totally joking for quite a while here. I tend to do that. This used to be a humor site and I am finding it hard to adjust to the changes. My sincere apologies.
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 8:31 pm
Where's the war? Can't anything be a simple discussion anymore?
Coombsy007 - October 10, 2011, 8:05 pm
Wow, 5L for the memory... that until he was gone this never made sense
Sean - October 10, 2011, 8:04 pm
Oh nevermind. I'm married. I don't need to go online to get abuse. But then again, there is something to be said for variety -- and subpar grammar.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 7:28 pm
So? Give it a go, chums.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 7:27 pm
even once acknowledged me. I tried so hard to please you -- what with staying late and continuing to practice long after ballet, erhmmm, uhm, football practice was over." You know, stuff like that?
Sean - October 10, 2011, 7:26 pm
Wow. I declare this the worst flame war ever. Isn't anyone going to point ut the "obvious"? That I am just over compensating forthe fact that inside of excellent physique, there's a scared little boy crying "Daddy! Daddy! Why haven't you ever ...
rerun - October 10, 2011, 7:16 pm

you couldn't be further off the mark on this poster
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 6:21 pm
Welp, you know who likes to make labels. *hint* not me.
M0rd3kaI - October 10, 2011, 3:27 pm
Wow, so true... 5L's
Sean - October 10, 2011, 2:28 pm
Any man making a show of his emotions can be forgiven for it (read: ridiculed perfunctorily by others) on one condition: he's trying to get ***. Otherwise, as with public displays of feet, he ought to be shunned, or worse.
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 1:27 pm
@Sean Some males are not ashamed of their emotions.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 1:41 am
Wow. I thought only chicks said stuff like this -- and then only to other chicks.
Feasibly - October 9, 2011, 9:23 pm
5uperman 5trong!

YOUR MOTHERS SO FAT - The escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

TAGS: geek humor fat
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

tatespa - September 27, 2012, 12:10 pm
fascistfrenchman - December 19, 2010, 8:15 am
Prof. Hawking: He can't speak, but he can sling sophomoric jokes just as well as Sean Connery.
Reality Lord - August 23, 2010, 7:02 pm

pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 6:57 pm
i feel sad that actually get this. 5L's


TAGS: ride your bike burns fat
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 28, 2012, 3:51 pm
That's what you get for not wearing your tinfoil helmet! But at least I don't always use my powers for pure evil intent, well sometimes...
spypengen - March 28, 2012, 9:30 am
I feel the need to ride my bike...Curse you subliminal messageing
Budog - March 27, 2012, 4:28 am
I love peddling my a** all over town...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2012, 7:40 pm
It also increases your health and totaly s*@ews the establishment :D

STEREOTYPES - Some people live their entire lives depending on them

I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD - Or at least a fat and happy Buddha ...

IRONY - It's Everywhere

TAGS: irony fat gym funny
Rating: 2.1/5

FAT INUYASHA - I'm sure he still needs food...

TAGS: fat anime h**
Rating: 2.84/5

determination -

TAGS: there is a fat nsa agent licking his lips at that pizza right now
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:24 am
Oh, good God man! Oh, my *gruph* I'm gonna be sick.


TAGS: girls teen fatherhood attitude parenting
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 10:00 pm
Pretty d*** funny
Reality Lord - February 5, 2012, 7:24 am

oo7man - August 26, 2011, 11:32 pm
moove get out the way move
agdaniele - February 23, 2011, 5:55 pm
And young guys today think it's hard to make a girlfriend out of one... they have no idea.
culos - February 23, 2011, 2:05 pm
You're sooooooooooo right, Mine's is 15 and sweet! (She made me say that...)

HIDING BEHIND A POLE - Some people just can't do it

TAGS: fat cop hiding behind pole
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by ryuukage

EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 1:29 pm
..but the guy hiding behind Pollasky there is doing just fine.


TAGS: my father there
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by ughomer

maoworks2 - October 3, 2012, 3:55 pm
This Is Great Stuff And Funny 5 Hahas.
ughomer - October 3, 2012, 10:55 am
"Phone call for Al Koholic...(pause)... Sorry Ma'am he just left."
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 10:35 am
Where is this place???!!

CROPPING - A difference of about 500 friends on Myspace.

SPANDEX - Some people...just...shouldn't.


TAGS: sumo fat guy resistance
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by anon

Woody - July 1, 2009, 4:10 pm
He is smiling as he walks little does he know... the young one has a surprize for him.
Scorpio7 - January 1, 2009, 6:46 am
The wrestler in the ph**o appears to be Konishiki Yasokichi (Samoan-born in Hawaii as Saleva'a Fuauli Atisano'e), one of very few Americans allowed to participate in Japan's national sport.

LISTEN UP KIDS - I'll tell you a story if you rub my belly.

CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley.


TAGS: fat like p h phat
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 11:13 pm
I don't see what itohhhMyGOD!!!
coldinjected - April 16, 2011, 12:18 pm
Genious you sick, sick, person. 5l.
Darlin - April 16, 2011, 1:20 am

THE NEED FOR SPEED - "Five minutes 'till they stop serving McMuffins... I can still make it."

TAGS: fat fail owned motorcyle mcdonald
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

MO - July 2, 2009, 5:54 pm
can't type.....too frickin funny! 5 muffins!
Lex - July 2, 2009, 3:48 pm
40 or 50 cows died to get that much leather over his fat a**.
agdaniele - June 29, 2009, 9:32 pm

MEN NIPPLES - we finally find them useful!

TAGS: men n****** sunglasses ring p******* beach fat
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by Camilo

Pikeman - June 17, 2013, 12:38 pm
Men's n****** are every bit as capable of producing useful quantities of baby food as women's n******.
marcelo - April 6, 2008, 9:20 pm
ajajaaj no mamees bandaa se la mamaron

WHAT CAN BE SEEN.. - ..cannot be unseen

TAGS: n**** fat chick
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Vitek

GANGSTERS - They come in all shapes and sizes.


TAGS: father and son sinlge dad
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

rerun - March 15, 2013, 9:35 pm

sometimes selecting a random search turns up a gem from the past
culos - October 4, 2010, 9:35 am
So wrong! This is motivational, not DEmotivational. 5 Little Fingers from me, the print is on my wall!
tellitlikeitis - September 27, 2010, 2:29 pm
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 2:21 pm

thnx FP
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 2:15 pm
Beautiful! 5L and fav'd RL

ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE - My mother told me there would be days like that. She just didn't tell me there would be so many of them.

BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.

TAGS: fat chick fail ugly owned black cow whale
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Sir - May 1, 2009, 4:44 pm
aye climbin' be good, but i prefer to hunt said she-beasts
Agamemnon218 - April 29, 2009, 11:15 pm
I want to climb them.

SNORLAX - The fat man's role-model

TAGS: snorlax fat role model
Rating: 2.26/5

More motifakes by HelljumperM60

daga - December 24, 2008, 6:57 pm
Holy ****... That is a nice conversation O_O

THIS FATHERS DAY - tell him that you appreciate all the times he's been there for you

TAGS: fathers day
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - June 16, 2010, 9:19 pm
Airman - June 16, 2010, 1:59 pm
erock - June 16, 2010, 1:02 pm
the perfect definition of demotivational posters 5excons for you!
R.S.Jake - June 16, 2010, 12:27 pm
What do you know! He looks just like Uncle Chad!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 16, 2010, 12:07 pm
I'm sorry Son.....I shouldn't have (gotten caught while I was) Killing that h***er. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 16, 2010, 11:49 am
f***ING PERFECT Airman!!!

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - ....it's for everyone

TAGS: father
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by btgeiser

twill1962 - November 8, 2012, 8:06 am
OOPS!I meant to say "possible."
twill1962 - November 8, 2012, 8:05 am
Political Correctness: The liberal conceit that it is entirely possib;e top pick up a turd by the clean end.
SmartAZ - September 22, 2012, 1:04 am
parenteral — adj 1. (esp of the route by which a drug is administered) by means other than through the digestive tract, esp by injection 2. designating a drug to be injected http://dictionary.com/
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2012, 3:37 pm
That thing in the middle of the road a person-hole cover, lady’s man is now a person’s person, when people sing they sing, “For they’re a jolly good person.” This is sort of the thing that you’d hear on Late Night with David Letter-Person. –George Carlin.

FAT PEOPLE - They will eat us all!


TAGS: father guido sarducci
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - May 10, 2011, 3:23 pm
"But it could add up." More chilling words have yet to be uttered on the internets.
whatukno - May 10, 2011, 12:47 pm
Classic Father Guido Sarducci!
rerun - May 3, 2011, 6:32 pm

I miss the old SNL
Airman - May 3, 2011, 6:28 pm
I was wondering if anyone remembered him from SNL
Sean - May 3, 2011, 5:24 pm
what an amazing pic and great poster. Father Guido Sarducci. Whatta guy.

FITNESS - American style

TAGS: fitness greg american america fat
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by gergroy

pro - November 13, 2008, 12:20 pm
No, it's not a real ph**o. It was stolen from Ph**oshop Phriday over on somethingawful.com.
Scorpio - November 13, 2008, 8:32 am
The ADA (Americans with Disabiolities Act) requires that all businesses be "handicap accessible," and that includes athletic clubs. This is probably a real ph**o, and not shoppped.
x - July 19, 2008, 11:52 pm
and the fat just keeps on comming
nice - June 5, 2008, 7:53 am


SPIDER-MAN - Looks like the only thing he has been fighting lately is the urge to get off the couch

TAGS: fat
Rating: 4.32/5

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ICEMAN - December 30, 2011, 10:44 pm
d*** Rerun, You've let yourself go.

DO NOT BE ALARMED! - Safety requires torture testing of equipment, and we wouldn't want five hotties to get injured if the pole broke under a failure load.


TAGS: food apocalypse doomed mcdonalds fat
Rating: 3.89/5

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Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 3:10 pm

no lingering death here. one massive explosion of arteries. and in the end...maybe he's the smart one.


TAGS: dead soldier father letter
Rating: 4.71/5

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maoworks2 - April 9, 2014, 2:08 pm
You Got That Right 5 Never Forget L's.
GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:23 pm
Woah woah woah, I didn't come here to read a novel!
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:08 pm
Jesus man I'm sitting at my computer crying. I only wish I had mine still around 5L

COSPLAY - thank god they lost that weight

HI, GIRAFFE! - Welcome back to Africa! How was the trip in America?

TAGS: fat obese giraffe africa america
Rating: 4.35/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 2:29 pm
oooo that's g55555d baby ! can I have some more. pretty please :)



TAGS: timmy hamburger fat food
Rating: 4.59/5

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BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:54 pm
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 5:32 pm
Something smells fishy. 5/5
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 2:16 pm
dont you mean cat?
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 2:14 pm
Does that make me a p****?

SKINNY JEANS - Don't let the name fool ya

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' - They be laughin', cos I just fell off my scooter and rolled down a damn hill.

HER MAJESTY HAS ARRIVED - Please stand for The Burger Queen!

TAGS: fat lazy burger sick need a life
Rating: 3.92/5

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Cloudchaser - February 10, 2010, 10:06 am
I remember seeing a couple both of whom were about that big on similar scooters in a Wendy's drive-thru


TAGS: fat cat tax bracket
Rating: 4.82/5

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Master - April 24, 2011, 3:59 pm
I can't even find the cans! :-( The pride (of five) are on their way!
marlygirl - April 24, 2011, 3:28 pm
Love it 5L
Sean - April 24, 2011, 12:55 pm
All my cats know how to operate a can opener. I just wish they would let this can opener sleep in a little later once in a while. Sheesh.



TAGS: lol roflmao fat chubby moped scooter traffic manga lol anime piece of **** turd chicks love it oh god no ur reading my tags you lame ass b**** 4**** 4ever
Rating: 1.63/5

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SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
They see me rollin'...

I'M NOT FAT, - I'm just fluffurry!

FOR FATHERS DAY - Take him on a relaxing country outing Because remember You're the reason he's going crazy.


TAGS: fat hero
Rating: 3.13/5

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monoko - July 3, 2011, 12:44 pm
kung fu santa. lol the world is ready for him
Reality Lord - July 3, 2011, 12:12 pm


FAT AMERICA - Love it or Eat it

TAGS: fat
Rating: 2.33/5

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TAGS: jeans fat trap
Rating: 4.73/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 4, 2014, 10:41 pm
Reach over, slap her a*s, and head out the door like a boss.
MrDamage - March 7, 2013, 3:07 am
OMG!!! It's like they're a magnifying glass! [with a big evil grin] :)
Zcorrecttheory - October 13, 2011, 10:11 am
I say be honest. Emotions come and go.
Zcorrecttheory - October 13, 2011, 10:11 am
Or if her a** looks fat.
Skulrath - October 12, 2011, 4:39 pm
I know this answer, because of the insatiable flirt I am!!! "You look better without any at all."
Artaxias - September 24, 2011, 5:05 pm
Suicide is a viable option to avoiding this question.
Raligard - September 24, 2011, 3:57 am
Just start running now...
CloudchaserS - September 23, 2011, 1:16 am
Any woman who asks that question is probably fat and is really just seeking reassurance that she's not fat
mariand - September 22, 2011, 6:44 pm
even avoiding the answer isn't a good answer... man, we are lost...lmao


TAGS: father son talk teen life
Rating: 4.41/5

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MashiMashi - March 3, 2012, 12:20 pm
...And then we talke to my daughter (sister) and WE (DAD+SON) learned a lot, oh and how we did.

GOD FORBID... - You make that kid walk, lady.

TAGS: fat fatty fatso fail owned really
Rating: 3.75/5

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Nagori - August 11, 2010, 7:45 am
Do not dis Buddha in child form!!!!!!
yeodawg@hotmail.com - December 24, 2009, 11:22 am
That would be child abuse

DIAL UP INTERNET - Thank god we have time to get safe distance

TAGS: fat chick
Rating: 3.22/5

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Anyal - April 23, 2013, 7:58 pm

BARBIE - Special Dunkin' Donuts limited edition

KUNG-FU PANDA - Is a magical movie.

TAGS: kung fu panda fat idiot drunk air kick
Rating: 2.78/5

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cali - November 4, 2008, 10:19 pm
haha. the hole... in his crotch. haha :D
brock0lee - August 26, 2008, 2:51 pm

DON'T WORRY - It's all white meat.

TAGS: cannibalism etc mcdonalds fatness whitemeat meat
Rating: 2.13/5

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Gearry - March 30, 2010, 2:09 pm
Just love the disturbing mood in this picture. ;)

Never Gonna Give You Up -

MY MOMMY SAYS - I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see... and then she laughs and laughs.

TAGS: fat excuses
Rating: 4.5/5

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Rudedog - February 3, 2013, 1:21 am
I'm sorry it's late and can I retract the last comment? d*** Canadian blended whiskey.
Rudedog - February 3, 2013, 1:19 am
You're right. I've switched to Buddism now in my afterlife I could be reincarnated as his sarcoptic mange mite.
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 11:43 pm
Naw Rude you won't be punished, but pray you don't run into the kid up there...teehee.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 11:38 pm
If I say it's funny will be punished in the afterlife? OK it's kinda funny; I'm agnostic.

FREDO, I LOVE YOU - Wanna go fishing?

FUPA SEASON OPENING DAY - I heard the SALMON werebiting over here! But it looks like I'm going whaling instead.

TAGS: fupa fat chick harpoon whalling spank bank
Rating: 3.25/5

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Derek - December 10, 2009, 5:16 am
You're going to feel like Jonah.

MEAN PEOPLE - We live life to the fullest

SURPRISING FLEXIBILITY - When the laws of physics won't allow you to bend over and those cookies are prone to falling on the floor, you adapt

TAGS: flexibility fat black stage cookies
Rating: 2.65/5

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Sean - July 17, 2009, 9:54 pm
I'm guissing that ... only n****.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:51 pm
What would you do for a family pack of Klondike Bars?

IT'S NOT THE MAGNETISM - It's the gravitational field

OVERWEIGHT - overweight? me? I just need a bigger bag

TAGS: fat cat
Rating: 3.82/5

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FAT CHICKS - Yet again, their bitterness overtakes them, and they gotta ruin it for everyone.

LADIES' ATTENTION - Harder to get everyday.

TAGS: fat man girls chair beach
Rating: 4.55/5

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Reality Lord - January 15, 2012, 8:01 am

i thought chazz bono had the bre*** reduction already done as part of the surgery? hmmmm....

THE FLYING SALAD DODGER - She uses the power of deception... she can't actually fly, But she does defeat and consume evil until there is only good left in the world... Or until she is full...


TAGS: pizza burger fat calories
Rating: 3.78/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 6:56 pm
Geeeeezus! That looks Delicious! 5 slices, extra cheeeeeeeese and add some bacon
Nagori - August 11, 2010, 7:37 am
Call the army, we just found a substitute for their food supply......
Widow9669 - July 21, 2010, 11:50 pm
i had a heart attack just looking at it.


TAGS: iceberg fat fake facebook myspace google
Rating: 3.73/5

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Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 6:53 pm
A 3 for all the potential beauty.

REDNECK INGENUITY - I guess giving up drinking and pork gravy was out of the question?

TAGS: redneck fat funny man drinking
Rating: 3.33/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 6, 2013, 12:00 pm
A Milwaukee tumor.

FATE? - Sometimes it feels like Life puts us too far apart just so it can take a pretty picture


YOU ARE NOT FAT - You're just a little short for your weight ...


TAGS: read text in a fat tony simpsons voice
Rating: 3.36/5

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Sean - May 12, 2009, 12:17 am
THeDRiZ - May 11, 2009, 11:34 pm
LOVE IT! 5!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE - WTF are you serious?

TAGS: wedding love fat
Rating: 3.23/5

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btuis - February 24, 2010, 2:11 pm
why is that thing alive?
NYHCx845 - December 10, 2009, 11:08 pm
WTFO - December 3, 2009, 8:15 pm
Hey! All men should show that soldier some respect! Talk about throwing yourself on a grenade. He's a hero for making that sacrifice so none of us had to.
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 6:25 pm
I would rather jerk off with a cheese grater.
TheSarge - November 21, 2009, 2:11 am
Stupid cadets...
RAWR - August 31, 2009, 1:01 pm
gasp! its Dewy!
Grammar Nazi - March 27, 2009, 10:30 pm
Ew. He's ugly.
... - March 26, 2009, 5:55 pm
oh my god, I´d rather go g** than put my ***k inside THAT THING!
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 6, 2009, 10:00 pm
that's a dude with male pattern baldness, this is a joke.
rerun - January 18, 2009, 5:31 pm
This is his "thanks" for serving his country
pro - December 18, 2008, 4:23 am
She (?) looks like the entity with the tiara from a different poster.
MeanGene - December 18, 2008, 4:21 am
Wow.... I don't even know what to... just wow.
Dave - November 26, 2008, 1:45 pm
Having nothing left to live for, Eddie joined the Army.
shtoink - November 26, 2008, 4:29 am
thats scott on the left. and hes pregnant
BuZZbomb - November 26, 2008, 12:09 am
Before he left for duty, he swore he would marry his one true love. So he spoke those five special words. "Will you marry me, Mom"

WEIGHT LIMITS - Lucky for this guy computers dont have weight limits but just to be safe he should check that chair

TAGS: fat computer
Rating: 3.14/5

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Goatboy - October 19, 2012, 11:54 am
Gee, I wonder what that bottle of lotion on the end of the table is for?


TAGS: absent father
Rating: 4.73/5

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